Hmmm... I think I can forget about riding bikes then. If I lose control, even for few milliseconds, I'd be history. Tomorrow's headline would be - 'HOs falling asleep to death while on motorcycle'. That's not good, after years and monies spent on me. More importantly, I am not ready yet to die! Amal tak cukup...
Perhaps I need to get one of these - Volvo 240 class. What an old banger. It's quite a tank, and you can get it second hand with tip-top condition well under RM8k cash. Tak perlu hutang-hutang. Being a Volvo, rest assured it is safer to fall asleep in one these. Bear in mind, beyond 50mph any car would crashed beyond recognition and definitely cause injury and god forbid, fatality. We human are not designed to take up so much toll, meaning that our internal organs would have been squashed into a blob of meat. Quoting Jeremy Clarkson - Speed doesn't kill! Suddenly becoming stationary - thats the killer.
// Volvo 240 class Wagon version
Despite it being a huge petrol guzzler, thanks to 2-litre engine, note that its built like a tank, with plenty of spaces inside. Heh, you can even put your whole wardrobe if you want to. HOs, typically busy, surely will benefit this feature. So no need to go home and get dressed to join social function/teh tarik/makan malam/ceramah. You can even to go straight balik kampung!
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Well the cheaper alternative would be playing your favorite tunes on the stereo and turn up the volume to the max!
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Hati2 bawak keta tuan doktor.
Kereta Volvo terbaekssss....
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